UK’s Happiest Names Revealed: Victor and Susan Rank Lowest in Joy Index

Happiest & Most Miserable Names Revealed: Study Highlights UK Trends

A new study of 2,000 UK residents has uncovered the names most associated with happiness and misery. The research, commissioned by the "Shop & Win" platform Winnrz, reveals that names like Dave, Katie, and Charlie top the "happiest" list, while Victor, Susan, and Karen rank among the most "miserable."

Key Findings

• Dave leads the happiest names, with 23% of respondents linking it to joy. Celebrities like David Beckham and David Attenborough share this cheerful moniker.
• Katie (Katie Price, Kate Winslet) is the top female name, followed by Emily, Lucy, and Poppy.
• Victor (Victor Garber) and Susan (Susan Boyle) top the "miserable" list, alongside Nigel, Karen, and Jeremy (Jeremy Clarkson).

Regional Happiness

Despite stereotypes, 44% believe Northerners are the UK’s happiest, compared to just 17% for Southerners. Favorite mood-boosters include beach vacations, sunny garden days, and cozy nights with takeout.

What Brings Joy?

• Family and friends rank highest, with partners and children bringing the most happiness.
• A surprise £5,000 windfall is the ideal sum to lift spirits, according to respondents.

Baby Name Trends

Recent trends show names tied to elegance, strength, or beauty are rising. Olivia (grace, intelligence) and Muhammad (respected, leader) top 2023’s popular names. Meanwhile, "intellectual" names like William and Ada are declining.

Top 10 Lists

Happiest Names:

1. Dave (23%)
2. Katie (17%)
3. Charlie (16%)
4. Emily (16%)
5. Lucy (14%)

Most Miserable Names:

1. Victor (17%)
2. Susan (15%)
3. Nigel (15%)
4. Karen (15%)
5. Mark (10%)

Methodology: 2,000 participants selected names they associated with happiness or misery, with rankings based on selection frequency.

While names may influence perceptions, true happiness often comes from life’s simple pleasures—whether it’s a sunny day or time with loved ones.