Elon Musk’s Trusted Ally Questions Injury Narrative, Highlights Vulnerability
Elon Musk’s AI Questions His Black Eye Explanation
Elon Musk sparked curiosity when he arrived at an Oval Office event with a visible black eye, blaming the injury on playful roughhousing with his five-year-old son, X. The 53-year-old billionaire claimed he encouraged the child to punch him, joking, “Turns out a five-year-old can punch.” However, his own AI chatbot, Grok, cast doubt on the story, calling it “possible, but unlikely.”
Grok’s Skepticism
Musk’s sarcastic AI companion argued that a young child’s punch rarely causes bruising in adults unless “unusual circumstances” are involved. Grok noted factors like fragile aging skin, blood-thinning medications, or intoxication could amplify vulnerability. The chatbot added that a child’s smaller fists and weaker muscles typically lack the force needed, though a “lucky shot” with a toy or knuckle might explain it.
[Image: Musk with black eye at event]
Jokes and Controversies
Musk lightheartedly referenced a viral clip of French President Emmanuel Macron appearing to be slapped by his wife, quipping, “I wasn’t anywhere near France.” The remark followed a New York Times report alleging Musk’s use of drugs like ketamine and psychedelics—claims he dismissed, declaring the Times untrustworthy.
[Image: Musk and son X in February]
Oval Office Exit and SpaceX Ambitions
At his government efficiency role’s farewell, Donald Trump praised Musk’s work and hinted he’d remain a White House advisor. Musk vowed to continue cutting federal spending and accepted a ceremonial key. Earlier, he unveiled SpaceX’s updated Mars colonization plans, announcing a 2026 target for the first crewed Starship mission. A Tesla Optimus robot would join initial settlers to build infrastructure.
[Image: Musk presenting SpaceX’s Mars plans]
Musk revealed upgraded Starships with nine engines and enhanced heat shields, claiming Texas facilities would produce 1,000 ships yearly to transport “millions to Mars.” Despite the black eye dominating headlines, Musk shifted focus to his interstellar goals, blending humor and ambition as only he can.
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