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Sydney Sweeney Calls Off Wedding With Fiancé Over Major Issues as Relationship Faces Jeopardy
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Sydney Sweeney and Jonathan Davino Postpone Wedding Amid Career-Driven Tensions [Image: Sydney Sweeney and Jonathan Davino at a 2018 event] Sydney Sweeney, 37, and fiancé Jonathan Davino, 41, have reportedly called off their planned May wedding amid ongoing relationship struggles. The couple, who began dating in 2018 and got engaged in 2022, have kept their […]
Title: Jimmy Carr Brushes Off Backlash Over Controversial 9/11 and Holocaust Quips, Insists Jokes "Make Sense of Terrible Stuff" and Comedy Allows "Whatever You Want Now"
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Jimmy Carr Defends Controversial Comedy: "There’s a Functionality to Jokes About Terrible Things" Comedian Jimmy Carr, 52, has faced repeated backlash for his dark humor, including jokes about 9/11 and the Holocaust, but he remains unapologetic. In a recent interview with The Times, he argued that comedy serves a purpose in processing tragedy. “Jokes can […]
Parkway Drive’s Sydney Opera House Show Ticket Prices Spark Fan Outrage: ‘They Want to Bleed Us Dry’
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Parkway Drive Fans Divided Over Sydney Opera House Ticket Prices Fans of Australian metalcore band Parkway Drive are clashing over steep ticket prices for their upcoming “black tie” Sydney Opera House performance on June 9. The Byron Bay band will play a symphonic orchestra-backed show, with tickets ranging from $349 to $489, sparking outrage on […]