13 Jun, 2025
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Title: "Urgent: Microsoft’s 75M-User Feature Update in 24 Hours – Act Now"

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Urgent Warning for 75 Million Microsoft Authenticator Users: Save Passwords Now (Suggested Visual: App screenshot showing password backup options) Microsoft has issued an urgent alert to 75 million Microsoft Authenticator users: back up your saved passwords and payment details immediately as major app changes take effect starting June 1. The company is discontinuing its password […]

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Title: Jimmy Carr Brushes Off Backlash Over Controversial 9/11 and Holocaust Quips, Insists Jokes "Make Sense of Terrible Stuff" and Comedy Allows "Whatever You Want Now"

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Jimmy Carr Defends Controversial Comedy: "There’s a Functionality to Jokes About Terrible Things" Comedian Jimmy Carr, 52, has faced repeated backlash for his dark humor, including jokes about 9/11 and the Holocaust, but he remains unapologetic. In a recent interview with The Times, he argued that comedy serves a purpose in processing tragedy. “Jokes can […]